No corn shits in the shower this time. Appreciate that.
- Roald, 58, professional trans man faggot shower cleaner, Ballan
Don't member where I put that eggplant.
- Bonathon, 68, upright man about town, Snowtown
Fingered a few peaches. Loved it.
- Melissa, 41, Aldi cashier, Summerhill
Ticket Info
How get ticket?!
Send an email to fuckkamp@proton.me with:
1. your name
2. how you heard about Fuck Kamp
3. how many tickets you want
After we receive your transmission we'll send you the payment process and further details.
How much?
Tickets: $80.
IF THAT'S TOO MUCH JUST PAY LESS. WE WILL SUCK YOUR TINY COCK OR WHATEVER YOU'RE WORKING WITH TO GET YOU TO CUM TO KAMP.
MOB COME FREE.
What ya do with the money?
We spend some money on camp and like to share the costs with everyone through tix. Shared cost, shared enjoyment. Thanks!!!
We probably wont break even so if you wanna pay more we wont stop you. If we end up with profit we will
dump it in a political org.
Here's our pretty much correct cost breakdown which we used to figure out a ticket price. It's just some of what we bought, none of our time is paid coz we just wanna have a fun time somewhere between festival and friends camping.
TOTAL: ~$ 3160.49
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Campsite - $2510.49
Sound equipment and party supplies - $500
Food bits - $100 (Andy buy food in bulk. Very cheap)
Cleaning bits - $50