Last Fuck Kamp I ate a banana and it was amazing.
- Elvie, 21, aspiring black widow, Kew
Found a potato in the pisser. Call that a pomme de toilette.
- Caz, 19, doesn't know how to read, Violet Town
Can make a good sauce out of those there tomatoes. ;)
- Bika, 31, Accuntant, Lalor
What did you do to that strawberry? It's dripping...
- Andii, 35, sensual clown, Bayswater
Choked on a cucumber. Time of my life.
- Sock, 23, Kitchen table polyamorist. Carrum Downs
Watermelon sat on my face.
- Gladys, 82, competitive knob knitter. Fairfield
No corn shits in the shower this time. Appreciate that.
- Roald, 58, professional trans man faggot shower cleaner, Ballan
Don't member where I put that eggplant.
- Bonathon, 68, upright man about town, Snowtown
Fingered a few peaches. Loved it.
- Melissa, 41, Aldi cashier, Summerhill
What's on???
Thursday 12th o' Feb
When *CAN* I arrive?
We'll be setting up on Thursday and we're happy for you to come along but there'll be no partying that day/night, it's a setup day that we'd love more hands to make light work. So feel free to come hang and help out but it's absolutely a setup-non-party day!!!11!!
BYO everything, we're just hanging out
Friday 13th o' Feb
When arrive?
After 1300 hours. Eat yourself some lunch and then come out to Kamp.
Afternoon ‐ arriving and vibing.
Evening ‐ Potluck dinner night - please bring a dish to share with everyone.
After dinner ‐ Open Mic, performance and late night DJ's. Dance if you have lotsa joie de vivre or stare into the fire or the stars if you don't.
Gotta be quieter after 3am.
Saturday 14th o' Feb
Be chill before 10am, no loud bullshit, let them folks recover.
Lunch: Leftovers and FNB style dhal and rice, peasants.
Arvo: Whatever people want to organise (workshop, games or whatever you want to do really) plus Assmaster Season 2.
Evening: Dinner - same shit as lunch babeeeey. Eat it.
After dinner: Same shit as Friday night but you don't have to pace yourself anymore. Open mic, performance and late night DJ's, cuuuuunts.
Sunday 15th o' Feb
Get your shit together, clean up and be gone by 11am!!