Found a potato in the pisser. Call that a pomme de toilette.

- Caz, 19, doesn't know how to read, Violet Town

Can make a good sauce out of those there tomatoes. ;)

- Bika, 31, Accuntant, Lalor

What did you do to that strawberry? It's dripping...

- Andii, 35, sensual clown, Bayswater

Choked on a cucumber. Time of my life.

- Sock, 23, Kitchen table polyamorist. Carrum Downs

Watermelon sat on my face.

- Gladys, 82, competitive knob knitter. Fairfield

No corn shits in the shower this time. Appreciate that.

- Roald, 58, professional trans man faggot shower cleaner, Ballan

Don't member where I put that eggplant.

- Bonathon, 68, upright man about town, Snowtown

Fingered a few peaches. Loved it.

- Melissa, 41, Aldi cashier, Summerhill